Small print to annoy lawyers
This website is maintained by Jonathan Irons, Feldgasse, 1080 Vienna. The aim of the website is to change the world and generally make people eat better. Disclaimer: disclaimers at the bottom of emails don't mean anything. Why on earth did you tell your clients to add them? Terms and conditions: If you send any form of commercial email or email about services or products without my express written consent, I reserve the right to charge you a fee of EUR 1000 per message sent. By sending any form of commercial email to the email address email@example.com or any other email address beloging to me, you agree to these terms. Oh, and there's no cookie warning on this website. You know why? Because they don't mean anything, and are primarily inserted into websites on the behest of lawyers who DON'T KNOW HOW THE INTERNET WORKS. And now, the end is near, and so I face, the final curtain. Eat more greens. Be happy.